There once was a weasel called Dom
Whose Cummings and goings were wrong
The PM won’t sack him
The lackeys all back him
So Covid will soon be back strong.
Topical limerics.
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Re: Topical limerics.
There was a sad Tory called Grayling
Who spent his life upwardly failing.
Despite all his might
He got nothing right,
Just ailing, derailing and failing.
(Twitter)
Who spent his life upwardly failing.
Despite all his might
He got nothing right,
Just ailing, derailing and failing.
(Twitter)
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Re: Topical limerics.
Piers Morgan, a breakfast show anchor,
Who laid into Meghan with ranchor
And then lost his shit
Has now had to quit,
The petulant, overpaid wanchor.
Who laid into Meghan with ranchor
And then lost his shit
Has now had to quit,
The petulant, overpaid wanchor.
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Re: Topical limerics.
Love that last one
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Re: Topical limerics.
Dom Cummings, that vengeful old chap,
Showed messages sent on WhatsApp
By Johnson, no less,
That plainly express
The view that Matt Hancock is crap.
Showed messages sent on WhatsApp
By Johnson, no less,
That plainly express
The view that Matt Hancock is crap.