Topical limerics.

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There once was a weasel called Dom
Whose Cummings and goings were wrong
The PM won’t sack him
The lackeys all back him
So Covid will soon be back strong.
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There was a sad Tory called Grayling
Who spent his life upwardly failing.
Despite all his might
He got nothing right,
Just ailing, derailing and failing.


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Piers Morgan, a breakfast show anchor,
Who laid into Meghan with ranchor
And then lost his shit
Has now had to quit,
The petulant, overpaid wanchor.
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Love that last one :D
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Excellent. What an arsehole.
Don't blame me - I voted remain :con
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Dom Cummings, that vengeful old chap,
Showed messages sent on WhatsApp
By Johnson, no less,
That plainly express
The view that Matt Hancock is crap.


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