https://newsthump.com/2020/12/01/roast- ... overnment/“Look, just like all the other rules, this is very simple to understand,” government spokesperson Simon Williams told press this morning.
“Any packet of crisps that has the flavour of a hearty meal can be considered as such, and therefore legally enjoyed in your local hostelry with a pint or two of your choosing.”
He explained further, “Roast chicken is the prime example. What’s more substantial than a roasted chicken? Or Hot Mexican Chili, that one works. Or Flame Grilled Steak, which happens to be my personal favourite.
“Sometimes I eat four or five packets as my evening meal.”
“However, crisps such as Cheese and Onion or Salt and Vinegar are clearly out of the question, and I think it’s obvious that these are nowhere near the flavour of a substantial meal and as such would not be legal to consume in a pub under our new and brilliant tiered system.”
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Roast Chicken - Yes. Cheese and Onion - No.
"Roast Chicken flavoured crisps count as substantial meal but Cheese & Onion do not, confirms government."