Boris Johnson’s wedding vows exclusively revealed.

[bindeweede]

“I, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson take thee, the third one, to be my current wife,
forsaking most others,

to have and to hold from this day forward until such time as it is no longer convenient,

for better, and only better,

for richer, and much richer,

in sickness (as long as it’s not one of the bad ones),

to love and to cherish, till something better comes along,

as long we both shall live comfortably.”

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